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25. Being the Chronicles of Abby Regular, Failed Nosferatu, Heartbroken Day Dweller, and Deposed Back up Mistress in the Greater Gulf Area Darkness
My heady powers of the night are gone, my manga-haired love goof with a the majority of fly drive is gone, actually my end is gone-worst of all, the Countess is fully gone. We viewed her depart just before dawn, the Rastafarian imbecile piloting the Raven out past Alcatraz even as we stood generally there on the dock.
Then simply Rivera and Cavuto came blazing in their shit-brown cop-mobile and jumped out of the car, every “We have totally observed a number of cop shows now know how to appear urgent. inches
And Cavuto is all, “Don’t even approach, missy. ” And he’s holding an excellent Soaker again. This time, a yellow 1.
And Rivera is all creeping up the other side of the dock, like we no longer see him, even though the boat dock is only like fifteen feet wide and there’s no cover and it’s practically dawn.
And Tommy’s like, “You guys, I should almost certainly explain. inch
But before he can say other things, I jump up and I’m almost all, “Rawr, inch at all of them, coming down with total monster claw hands and terrifying face.
And so they fire up their sun coats and totally open up on Tommy and me with all the Super Soakers, until we could wet and laughing extremely hard that we’re falling upon each other. And Marvin leaps out of the car window and runs to us all dog “whaaaa? inch face, as they doesn’t visit a lot of laughing in the muerto dog business.
And Rivera looks at Cavuto, then turns off his sun clothes, and Cavuto turns away his, then holds his squirt gun like really just turned into a giant yellow-colored turd. And he’s almost all, “Well, fuck. “
And I’m most, “Oh butt bear, is made me rainy, ” which will totally made us giggle some more, and Marvin happened to run over and started out licking my personal face, which usually made me laugh even more, till finally Regato pulled out his handcuffs and that we stopped having a laugh.
So we explained about the old vamps being dead and how that they had gotten reduce all the pet vamps and Chet, and just how everyone else have been changed again like us, and it absolutely was all good thus they only needed to cool off the bone out.
And Rivera’s all, “What about the dark ship? inch
And wish like, “It was held by this unconventional bazil-lionaire, and the vamps had taken it over, but now that they were dead he was heading home. inch
And Regato was almost all, “But the Emperor said-“
And I’m all, “Bitch, please. The Emperor of San Francisco, defender of Alcatraz, Sausalito, and Treasure Area, you indicate? ” Snarking hard.
And Rivera is all, “Okay, very good point. inches
And then the Animals almost all pull up in two cars, and they bounce out every loaded plan squirt firearms and back garden sprayers, as well as the Emperor fantastic dogs hop out, and they are generally all ready to kick ass, when Regato stopped all of them and , splained and they went away to acquire high as well as the Emperor walked off over the waterfront, seeing the Raven sail out to the Fantastic Gate.
, Kayso, at this point the sun is up and Arroyo and Cavuto realize that we could totally not really vamps, thus they take Marvin and climb up in their shit-brown mobile and drive off.
So Tommy and I are merely standing right now there, at the edge of the dock, and that we can hardly see the Raven out by the Golden Door Bridge, her sails up now, every silver under the sun.
And Now i am like, “We should probably go receive that cash the Countess hid on the top. It’s just like three hundred 1000 dollars. inch The Countess told us where it had been before the lady left. The lady said the lady wouldn’t want it.
And your dog is like, “Yeah. It might be a bit harder to get up there now that we don’t have very powers. “
And Now i’m like, “She said in which fire escape most of the approach. “
And he’s most, “, Kay. ” And he’s simply staring at the ship.
So I’m like, “So I am aware you’re not nosferatu anymore, yet I could nevertheless be your minion, if you necessary one. “
And he is like, “I’m kind of broken-hearted over here. “
And I’m like, “Me, as well. “
And he’s all, “Besides, I believe you’ve type of advanced beyond the level of minion. “
And so I’m just like, “I could be your girlfriend. inches
And he is all, “I thought you loved Foo. “
And I’m just like, “I sort of do. inches
So in that case he’s like, “I believed you adored Jody. “
And Now i’m all, “I do. I’m polyamorous. inches
And your dog is like, “Now you want to bang parrots?! inch
And I involved to go away on him, but I saw he was grinning, so I just elbowed him in the steak, like, you dick, even as watched the ship fade away into the haze outside the link.
And she has like, “When do you think the Raven will probably be back? “
And I go, all terrifying voice, “Nevermore. “
In that case he discusses me, having a big smile, and he takes me. And I entirely wanted to kiss him, with plenty of hopelessness and tongue and whatnot. But then I might have had to slap him, thus he didn’t think that I had been a whore, since I’d only recently been dumped like hours ahead of. But then I thought, he might slap me for the similar reason, so instead of a hug I decided to perform a small celebratory booty move of not allowed passion, which made him grin just like a big doof.
So all of us sort of was standing there, having hands, taking a look at where the dispatch used to become, realizing that the near future was fucking ginormously enormous. Like the abyss, only, you know, with better lighting.
And I’m all, “So what should you do, cornflakes? “
Then he is all, “I think I am going to write a publication. “
